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F/R - BOARD REJECTION
F/R - BOARD REJECTION
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WHY THIS IS YOUR NEW UNIFORM:
✔ Not aesthetic – authentic (and slightly confrontational)
✔ Social media detox – this shirt might unfollow people for you
✔ Moodboard-repellent – destroys curated vibes on contact
FABRIC:
240gsm organic cotton (heavier than your ex’s emotional baggage)
Pre-washed for that unapologetically-offline feel
WARNING:
“May cause:
Side-eyes from Pinterest addicts
Sudden lack of interest in trends
The urge to delete your ‘Inspo’ folder”*
PAIR WITH:
People who can’t be defined by color palettes
One-way tickets
Zero interest in being cute for the algorithm
“Because you’re not an outfit idea. You’re the glitch in the scroll.”
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), FUNERICH and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
✔ Not aesthetic – authentic (and slightly confrontational)
✔ Social media detox – this shirt might unfollow people for you
✔ Moodboard-repellent – destroys curated vibes on contact
FABRIC:
240gsm organic cotton (heavier than your ex’s emotional baggage)
Pre-washed for that unapologetically-offline feel
WARNING:
“May cause:
Side-eyes from Pinterest addicts
Sudden lack of interest in trends
The urge to delete your ‘Inspo’ folder”*
PAIR WITH:
People who can’t be defined by color palettes
One-way tickets
Zero interest in being cute for the algorithm
“Because you’re not an outfit idea. You’re the glitch in the scroll.”
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), FUNERICH and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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