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F/R - GHOST 2.0
F/R - GHOST 2.0
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WHY THIS IS YOUR NEW UNIFORM:
✔ Ghosting is basic. Upgrading is elite.
✔ Built for silent exits and louder glow-ups
✔ Emotionally unavailable with Wi-Fi
FABRIC:
100% organic cotton (upgrades your skin too)
Pre-washed to survive awkward post-breakup run-ins
WARNING:
May cause:
Exes to spiral
Accidental dating app surges
Increased interest from people you actually don’t like
PAIR WITH:
Gold hoops & unbothered energy
Screenshot folders
A phone at 2% and zero guilt
"I don’t ghost. I just upgrade." — You, casually destroying egos in silence.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), FUNERICH and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
✔ Ghosting is basic. Upgrading is elite.
✔ Built for silent exits and louder glow-ups
✔ Emotionally unavailable with Wi-Fi
FABRIC:
100% organic cotton (upgrades your skin too)
Pre-washed to survive awkward post-breakup run-ins
WARNING:
May cause:
Exes to spiral
Accidental dating app surges
Increased interest from people you actually don’t like
PAIR WITH:
Gold hoops & unbothered energy
Screenshot folders
A phone at 2% and zero guilt
"I don’t ghost. I just upgrade." — You, casually destroying egos in silence.
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), FUNERICH and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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