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F/R - GUIDE TO NOWHERE
F/R - GUIDE TO NOWHERE
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WHY THIS IS YOUR NEW UNIFORM:
✔ Life manual: For those who specialize in "winging it" but make it look intentional.
✔ Field-tested: Resists bad GPS, unsolicited advice, and the crushing weight of expectations.
✔ Fabric: 240gsm heavyweight cotton (because even your existential crisis deserves structure).
WARNING:
"Wearing this may cause:
Random strangers to ask you for directions (irony overload)
Sudden urge to wander into a 24-hour diner at 2 AM
Existential solidarity nods from fellow lost souls"
PAIR WITH:
A half-charged phone
A playlist titled "I don’t know where I’m going but I’m going"
The confidence of someone who definitely took a wrong turn on purpose
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), FUNERICH and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
✔ Life manual: For those who specialize in "winging it" but make it look intentional.
✔ Field-tested: Resists bad GPS, unsolicited advice, and the crushing weight of expectations.
✔ Fabric: 240gsm heavyweight cotton (because even your existential crisis deserves structure).
WARNING:
"Wearing this may cause:
Random strangers to ask you for directions (irony overload)
Sudden urge to wander into a 24-hour diner at 2 AM
Existential solidarity nods from fellow lost souls"
PAIR WITH:
A half-charged phone
A playlist titled "I don’t know where I’m going but I’m going"
The confidence of someone who definitely took a wrong turn on purpose
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), FUNERICH and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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