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F/R Kids - LAWSUIT
F/R Kids - LAWSUIT
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WHY THIS IS THEIR NEW UNIFORM:
✔ For kids who skipped the halo and went straight to the liability
✔ Gives major "born with an attitude and probable cause" vibes
✔ Front: chill.
Back: legal threat in lowercase giggles
FABRIC:
organic cotton — soft enough for nap, strong enough for tantrums
Comfort fit for running, hiding, and plotting their next move
WARNING:
"May cause:
Eye contact followed by concern
Lawyers in the family to take notes
A growing suspicion that this kid is your karmic payback"
PAIR WITH:
Sticky fingers
A fake apology
A suspiciously quiet moment
MY PARENTS WANTED AN ANGEL. THEY GOT A LAWSUIT.
Zero wings. Full drama.
Age restrictions: For children
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), FUNERICH and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
✔ For kids who skipped the halo and went straight to the liability
✔ Gives major "born with an attitude and probable cause" vibes
✔ Front: chill.
Back: legal threat in lowercase giggles
FABRIC:
organic cotton — soft enough for nap, strong enough for tantrums
Comfort fit for running, hiding, and plotting their next move
WARNING:
"May cause:
Eye contact followed by concern
Lawyers in the family to take notes
A growing suspicion that this kid is your karmic payback"
PAIR WITH:
Sticky fingers
A fake apology
A suspiciously quiet moment
MY PARENTS WANTED AN ANGEL. THEY GOT A LAWSUIT.
Zero wings. Full drama.
Age restrictions: For children
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), FUNERICH and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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