WHY THIS IS YOUR NEW UNIFORM:
✔ Heartbreak-proof. DHL delays? Different story.
✔ Built for drama queens with Amazon Prime.
✔ Emotional support tee for when the tracking says "Pending."
FABRIC:
100% cotton, softer than your ex's excuses
180gsm pre-shrunk luxury cotton
Woven in sarcasm and scented with detachment
MOOD:
Hot pink fury meets retail therapy addiction.
This tee screams: “Love me, but faster than 3–5 business days.”
PAIR WITH:
A full cart and an empty heart
Passive-aggressive customer support emails
Lip gloss, fake tears, and broken Wi-Fi
WARNING:
Wearing this shirt may cause:
– Sudden sass
– Eye-rolls from men
– Obsessive tracking behavior
