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F/R - MALFUNCTION MODE
F/R - MALFUNCTION MODE
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WHY THIS IS YOUR NEW UNIFORM:
✔ Life manual: When reality fails, upgrade to spiritual glitch mode – happiness optional, chaos guaranteed.
✔ Field-tested: Survives tequila spills, existential crises, and unsolicited advice from people who "just want to help."
✔ Fabric: 240gsm heavyweight cotton (because if you’re gonna malfunction, do it properly).
WARNING:
"Wearing this may cause:
Sudden clarity (usually at 3 AM)
Unplanned philosophical debates with strangers
A strong desire to blame the universe for your life choices"
PAIR WITH:
A questionable life decision (already in cart)
A drink that’s 80% alcohol, 20% regret
The confidence of someone who definitely didn’t Google "spiritual malfunction meaning"
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), FUNERICH and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
✔ Life manual: When reality fails, upgrade to spiritual glitch mode – happiness optional, chaos guaranteed.
✔ Field-tested: Survives tequila spills, existential crises, and unsolicited advice from people who "just want to help."
✔ Fabric: 240gsm heavyweight cotton (because if you’re gonna malfunction, do it properly).
WARNING:
"Wearing this may cause:
Sudden clarity (usually at 3 AM)
Unplanned philosophical debates with strangers
A strong desire to blame the universe for your life choices"
PAIR WITH:
A questionable life decision (already in cart)
A drink that’s 80% alcohol, 20% regret
The confidence of someone who definitely didn’t Google "spiritual malfunction meaning"
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), FUNERICH and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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