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F/R - NO COMPLICATIONS
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"FOR THOSE WHO WRITE THEIR OWN RULES."
WHY THIS IS YOUR NEW UNIFORM:
✔ Life manual: Follow these steps and happiness is guaranteed (or faked convincingly)
✔ Field-tested: Resists whiskey spills, bad bets, and jealous exes
✔ Fabric: 240gsm heavyweight cotton (for those who hate half-measures)
WARNING:
"Wearing this may cause:
Sudden intolerance for basic people
Uncontrollable urge to make (and waste) money
Nods of respect from real ones"
PAIR WITH:
A fat bank account (or the illusion of one)
Overpriced sunglasses (fake confidence works too)
The energy of someone who "doesn't do explanations"
"If you read this shirt and disagree, you're probably the reason it exists."
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), FUNERICH and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
WHY THIS IS YOUR NEW UNIFORM:
✔ Life manual: Follow these steps and happiness is guaranteed (or faked convincingly)
✔ Field-tested: Resists whiskey spills, bad bets, and jealous exes
✔ Fabric: 240gsm heavyweight cotton (for those who hate half-measures)
WARNING:
"Wearing this may cause:
Sudden intolerance for basic people
Uncontrollable urge to make (and waste) money
Nods of respect from real ones"
PAIR WITH:
A fat bank account (or the illusion of one)
Overpriced sunglasses (fake confidence works too)
The energy of someone who "doesn't do explanations"
"If you read this shirt and disagree, you're probably the reason it exists."
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), FUNERICH and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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