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WHY THIS IS YOUR NEW UNIFORM:
✔ Possessiveness is outdated. Freedom is timeless.
✔ Built for zero drama and 100% self-worth
✔ Emotionally untouchable with perfect eyeliner
FABRIC:
100% organic cotton (because your standards aren’t the only thing that’s pure)
Pre-washed to handle ghostings, red flags & unnecessary texts
WARNING:
May cause:
• Confused exes
• Passive-aggressive subtweets
• People suddenly "checking in" out of nowhere
PAIR WITH:
Confidence sharp as your winged liner
Unread messages
A playlist titled “You Lost Me”
“Not your girl. Not your problem.” — You, setting boundaries in bold red.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), FUNERICH and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
✔ Possessiveness is outdated. Freedom is timeless.
✔ Built for zero drama and 100% self-worth
✔ Emotionally untouchable with perfect eyeliner
FABRIC:
100% organic cotton (because your standards aren’t the only thing that’s pure)
Pre-washed to handle ghostings, red flags & unnecessary texts
WARNING:
May cause:
• Confused exes
• Passive-aggressive subtweets
• People suddenly "checking in" out of nowhere
PAIR WITH:
Confidence sharp as your winged liner
Unread messages
A playlist titled “You Lost Me”
“Not your girl. Not your problem.” — You, setting boundaries in bold red.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), FUNERICH and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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