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This isn't a T-shirt – it's a hostile takeover strategy for modern romance.
✔ BACK PRINT: Provocative financial truth in broker-grade bold type
✔ FABRIC: 240gsm mercerized cotton (for that IPO-worthy sheen)
WHY IT'S A BLUE-CHIP INVESTMENT:
Limited circulation (like insider information)
Pre-distressed collar (because you break things before they break you)
SEC-approved emotional detachment technology
WARNING:
"Side effects include:
Sudden increase in romantic leverage
Improved breakup recovery time
Inability to settle for penny stocks"
EST. 2025 | DIVIDENDS PAID DAILY IN POWER
"Love is just another market to manipulate."
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), FUNERICH and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
✔ BACK PRINT: Provocative financial truth in broker-grade bold type
✔ FABRIC: 240gsm mercerized cotton (for that IPO-worthy sheen)
WHY IT'S A BLUE-CHIP INVESTMENT:
Limited circulation (like insider information)
Pre-distressed collar (because you break things before they break you)
SEC-approved emotional detachment technology
WARNING:
"Side effects include:
Sudden increase in romantic leverage
Improved breakup recovery time
Inability to settle for penny stocks"
EST. 2025 | DIVIDENDS PAID DAILY IN POWER
"Love is just another market to manipulate."
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), FUNERICH and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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