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F/R - VODKA & VENGEANCE
F/R - VODKA & VENGEANCE
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WHY THIS IS YOUR NEW UNIFORM:
✔ Forget therapy – this is liquid confidence in cotton form
✔ Airport-approved – looks good sprinting to gate 27 after 3 shots
✔ Emotional armor – repels exes, landlords, and existential dread
FABRIC:
240gsm organic cotton (absorbs vodka spills better than your dignity)
Pre-washed for that "I woke up like this" texture
WARNING:
"May cause:
Sudden clarity at 4AM
Unplanned trips to Eastern Europe
Complete emotional detachment"
PAIR WITH:
Abandoned responsibilities
That one friend who always loses passports
The sudden urge to burn your phone
"Life's turbulence is better faced at 30,000 feet."
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), FUNERICH and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
✔ Forget therapy – this is liquid confidence in cotton form
✔ Airport-approved – looks good sprinting to gate 27 after 3 shots
✔ Emotional armor – repels exes, landlords, and existential dread
FABRIC:
240gsm organic cotton (absorbs vodka spills better than your dignity)
Pre-washed for that "I woke up like this" texture
WARNING:
"May cause:
Sudden clarity at 4AM
Unplanned trips to Eastern Europe
Complete emotional detachment"
PAIR WITH:
Abandoned responsibilities
That one friend who always loses passports
The sudden urge to burn your phone
"Life's turbulence is better faced at 30,000 feet."
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), FUNERICH and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
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